"If it's tires you want, they've got a lot for you. Dunlop Firestone, Pirelli too."
Another stellar addition to our "unintentionally gay," collection, this German metal band from the 80's were shocked that their macho cover imagery could have somehow been misinterpreted.
"So it's a close-up of the inner thigh of a dude in leather and short shorts, who appears to be grabbing some sort of large ball... What?"
