June 28, 2010

How Bad Could It Be? "Dee Dee King - Standing In The Spotlight"

"There's rats chewin' up the kitchen. Roaches up to my knees
 
The Back Story:
After years of brow-beating, at the hands of The Ramones, and their resident drill-sergeant, Johnny, about everything from their strict dress-code, to their musical guidelines and grooming standards, it seemed like Dee Dee finally went off the deep end. He bought some gold chains, a boom box and started dressing like Run DMC, finally leaving the band to pursue a solo career as a rapper.
The Record:
Dee Dee's delivery sounds like he based his whole style on that line in the "Grand Master Flash," song that goes; "Don't stop me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm try-ing not to lose my head" - except he says every line in that choppy, awkward style, his voice sounding somewhere between Bullwinkle and Frank Zappa.
The lyrics are over-the-top goofy, almost suggesting parody: sadly, Dee Dee was giving rapping his all, and the public were laughing at him, not with him.
Other lyrical gems in include "well I drive a Mercedes. I like to impress the ladies. And knock out the homeboys too. This ain't the twist or the boogaloo," from "Mashed Potato Time."
 "That not your uncle and that ain't soda pop. Now it's time for you to stop," from the song "Emergency," which is about having to come get his wife, Baby Doll, at the bar, is a bit of a cringer too. That's actually one of the better songs, because it features an okay rock backing track and hooky chorus. 
"The Crusher," is a standout because Dee Dee sings it in his 'Warthog/Love Kills' voice and it's a punk rock song.
Live musicians play on all the tracks, but often it's in the style of Tone Loc's "Wild Thing," or "Funky Cold Medina." It gets really goofy on songs like "Mashed Potato," and "Commotion In The Ocean," (featuring Debbie Harry," or sappy on the ballad, "Baby Doll."
The Reception:
Drugs are generally blamed for the existence of this album. It immediately tanked like the Hindenburg going down, and made Dee Dee the subject of ridicule for many years after.   
The Legacy:
It's interesting to note that The Ramones used "The Crusher," from this album on "Adios Amigos,"
(as sung by CJ) and made it a live staple, (although they leave out a whole verse.)
As a side note, of the rest of the songs on that album written by someone with a surname Ramone, Dee Dee's are the only good ones.
(There are two more solo-Dee Dee covers on "Adios Amigos," both  from the "I Hate Freaks Like You," album he did with his  I.C.L.C. band. This, added to 3 new Dee Dee originals and a Johnny Thunders tune Dee Dee co-wrote on as well, really speak to his value as a songwriter, when he had his head on straight, as well as the band's continuing reliance on him for material.)
Regardless, the "Standing In The Spotlight," record is still widely renowned as a surreal and mind-boggling failure, of colossal proportions. Like many awful things, it is now a collector's item, since going out of print fairly early on.
How Bad Is It Really?
Most of the record is embarrassingly bad, especially lyrically.
I used to put it on for a few laughs with friends, but now that Dee Dee's gone it makes me feel a bit sorry for the poor, lovable guy. It's still interesting enough to warrant listening to in it's entirety. It should be noted that, despite it's inherent dopiness, all the songs are extremely catchy and are bound for better or worse, to stick in your head forever.
Finally, I'd like to mention that there is no way this album is anywhere near as awful as the Funky Man 12" single and it's extended dub version B-side, which is absolutely intolerable.


Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah, 'til the rain pours thru the ceiling."

June 22, 2010

Live Fast/Die Fast Comes Alive! "Black Flag - Who's Got The 10 1/2?

"When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?
Y'know ,considering this record is composed mainly of songs from, "Loose Nut," an album I never cared for, and features the Greg/Henry/Kira/Anthony Martinez line-up, from a period during their slow decline, it seems a given that it would be a step down from "Live '84." Actually these songs come off so well that I almost want to re-think my take on this era. Henry rages in a way Spot was never able to capture in the studio . Martinez is no Bill Stevenson; or Robo; and certainly no Biscuits, but fuck it. The band is in fine form and there are a lot more highlights than low-lights. "Annihilate This Week," "Wasted,""Drinking and Driving," "Bastard In Love," and "Modern Man," all sound amazing. The title, of course, comes from Henry's introduction of the band by dick-size, (I'm Henry and I've got a one and a half) during a lame improvised middle section to "Gimme Gimme Gimme." I remember reading in Henry's book how sexually frustrated the band was on the road, at this point in their career. This clumsy, pointless dialogue confirms it. The answer to the question, of course, is that Kira's got the 10 1/2. Mildly amusing.
This record is far better than it has any right to be. Check it out, even if you think you don't like the later stuff. Tell 'em I sent ya.

June 13, 2010

Things I've Learned From Pro-Wrestling

"What kind of a fool do you think I am? You think I know nothing of the modern world."
The Genius - "Smart People"
You could tell The Genius was smart because he wore a graduation cap and gown to the ring and pointed at his head a lot. He would read insulting poems about his opponents before a match and throw Frisbees into the crowd. I'm not making this up. He was also very effeminate in his mannerisms and used to do a whole stretching routine before a match, which also included cartwheels.
The Genius got his ass kicked a lot.
Bret Hart: "Canadians"
You can't really tell that Bret Hart is a Canadian by looking at him. He looks more or less like a regular American. He seems like he might be okay but is also technically foreign and should be regarded with suspicion. Canadians are sneaky in their ability to blend in to normal society undetected. Bret does have a noticeable accent when he says "oot" and "aboot" and probably prefers hockey and bacon to baseball and pie. He sometimes fights on the side of America to help preserve it's awesomeness, but he can also succumb to unprovoked America hating and therefore cant be completely trusted. Bret Hart is from Calgary, which is apparently a remote area in Canada where shampoo is not yet available.
Barry Horowitz: "Jewish People"
Barry's Jewiness or Jew-ousity never occurred to me as a kid because I'm not very bright. Of the "up and coming" and/or washed-up wrestlers, whose job it was to get the shit pounded out of them by the good wrestlers on Saturday morning, Barry was one of the few who got his own gimmick. His gimmick was that he used to pat himself on the back. He even had a sequined ring jacket with a likeness of his own hand on the back. I didn't say it was a good gimmick.
Barry  spent a lot of time on his back because, as I already mentioned he regularly got his ass kicked.
At one point I recall Barry wearing a star of David on his trunks and I have a vague memory of a yarmulke but I may have imagined that. He probably got his ass kicked a lot while wearing it.
Barry may have also helped kill Jesus.
Repo-Man: "Repo-Men"
Repo Man was a perfect modern-day villain, because nothing angers the average American more than someone who sneaks into your yard and takes away things you've bought but can't afford to pay for.

Managers Vs. Valets
A manager is usually a small wimp or nerd who shouts encouragement or speaks on behalf of an inarticulate lunk and expresses to everyone just how scary they are.
Typical manager interview; "Hulk Hogan. This man, The Pulversizer is going to make you his bitch next Sunday. Do you know what a bitch is Hulk Hogan? You will on August 17th at Wrestlemania 25, at the Pontiac Silverdome. When he gets you inside that steel cage, he's going to fuck you in the ass like a fresh inmate dropping the soap at Riker's Island. And all the little Hulkamaniacs will be drinking paint thinner and hurling themselves into oncoming traffic because they'll have watched their hero get anally raped live on pay-per view, this Sunday August 17th!"
It's useful for a manger to carry some sort of prop, which defines their personality somehow, but also gives them the opportunity to brain someone with it when the ref isn't looking.

Examples:

JimmyHart - Megaphone

Jim Cornette -Tennis racket

Paul Ellering - Rolled up newspaper

Mr. Fuji - Cane (or flag pole) and envelope full of salt

Classy Freddie Blassie - Golf club

A valet is usually a woman in a slutty outfit who will distract referees and opponents with her; legs/cleavage/shrilly voice. She will often brain opponents with objects or hand these objects to her wrestler to brain the opponent with. These objects may include, but are not limited to;

Purse with a brick in it.

High heel shoe (ouch!)

Bottle of perfume (sprayed into the eyes)

Bottle of hairspray (sprayed into the eyes)

Valets are often devious and may turn friends against each other or turn good wrestlers bad.
It is, acceptable for a good guy to slap a valet under certain circumstances.
Jimmy Hart :  manager
Jim Cornette : manager
Missy Hyatt : valet
Gorgeous George : valet

June 11, 2010

Live Fast/Die Fast Comes Alive!: "Ramones - It's Alive"

"You need an escort to take a piss. He holds your hand and he shakes your dick."
Is it really live?
Yes. Except for the ... uh .. guitar, bass and vocals which are overdubbed.
Is it official?
Yup.
Where was it recorded?
 The Rainbow Theatre, London, December 31, 1977.
What are the details?
This wasn't officially available on CD for awhile. I have a bootleg version of it from Austria or somewhere. It's probably been released now that all the Ramones are dead.
If you were to ask me my favorite "desert island," Ramones album, I would probably cheat and pick this one. (I feel much the same way about "Live After Death," by Iron Maiden.) It includes most of the songs from their three best albums and no crap whatsoever. Much in the same way "Alive!" was a better representation of Kiss, since the first studio recordings were a bit flat by comparison, "It's Alive," sees the song played noticeably faster and with more energy. It was still too early for them to start going way too fast or for Joey to start screwing around with the vocals. Any sort of crowd interaction or discussion about how "live," the record is actually not really an issue. To my ears, this is as good as the Ramones ever sounded.
The Set:

1. Rockaway Beach
2. Teenage Lobotomy
3. Blitzkrieg Bop
4. I Wanna Be Well
5. Glad to See You Go
6. Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment
7. You're Gonna Kill That Girl
8. I Don't Care
9. Sheena Is a Punk Rocker
10. Havana Affair
11. Commando
12. Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
13. Surfin' Bird
14. Cretin Hop
15. Listen to My Heart
16. California Sun
17. I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You
18. Pinhead
19. Do You Wanna Dance?
20. Chain Saw
21. Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World
22.Now I Wanna Be a Good Boy
23. Judy Is a Punk
24. Suzy Is a Headbanger
25. Let's Dance
26. Oh Oh I Love Her So
27. Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
28. We're a Happy Family

June 10, 2010

The Awesome Hall of Fame And The Hall of Total Bullshit

"Every day I get more pissed. Slit my wrist, slit my wrist."

Awesome Hall of Fame: David Icke
Before I listened to this fruitcake, I never realized how much the Reptoids and Repitilians were fucking with my shit. Fuck off, Illuminati!
Hall of Total Bullshit: Fake Tan
Okay, so there's this lady I see at the bus stop who has a total "fake and bake," tan. It's weird cause you can tell she's totally into, "being pretty," with her nails all done up and her clickety-clack heels, but the thing is; she's fucking orange! I'm not sure if I should mention this to her or not.
Awesome Hall of Fame: Ear-splitting, Face-melting, Pants-shitting Volume!!!
Sometimes you just feel like getting your whole fuckin' head melted off, know what I mean?
Huh? Did you just say something? Sorry could you repeat that?
Hall of Total Bullshit: Political Bumper Sticker
"I'm an Asshole - Key My Car."
"My Child is an Honor Student at Key My Car Elementary."
Awesome Hall of Fame: Cheese in a motherfuckin' can, motherfuckers!
Word!
Hall of Total Bullshit: Female Condom

How the fuck does this thing work again? Hey, is that a weird plastic ring hanging out of your vagina or are you just glad to see me?
Awesome Hall of Fame: Diner Breakfast
Try to be hung over when you eat this. It makes it better.
Hall of Total Bullshit: Elephantitis of the Nuts
"We've got the biggest balls of them all!"
Awesome Hall of Fame: Tux Shirt
Suave.
Hall of Total Bullshit: Che Guevera
I understand you were a pretty righteous revolutionary dude, but Rage Against The Machine managed to make you officially lame. Sorry man, go talk to Leonard Peltier.

June 8, 2010

Live Fast/Die Fast Comes Alive! "Slayer - Decade of Aggression

"I've had scag, I've had speed. I've jacked up until I bleed."
Is It Really Live?
Yeah. I haven't heard any discussion about studio fakery so I assume it's pretty legit
Is It Official?
Yes. Good ol' Rick Rubin.
Where was it recorded?
Disc 1 - All songs recorded at the Lakeland Coliseum in Lakeland, Florida on July 13, 1991
Disc 2 - Tracks 3-6 and 8-10 recorded at the Orange Pavilion, San Bernardino, California, March 8, 1991.
Tracks 1, 2 and 7 recorded at the Wembley Arena, London, England, October 14, 1990.
What Are The Details?
Cool double CD retrospective of Slayer's career, which features many of the tracks from the "Show No Mercy/Haunting The Chapel," which previously appeared on the "Live Undead," record.
It's cool to hear the old tunes mixed in with the new stuff, played by a band that's now a bona fide legend instead of young upstarts, playing for some wasted friends.
Included are all good tracks from all the good albums, up to and including, "Seasons In The Abyss," with no crap, which is nice. It captures Slayer at the height of their powers as the foremost purveyors of tight, brutal thrash.
 I could quibble slightly on the set list ( "Piece By Piece," for a little "modulistic terror," would have been nice. Their cover of Priest's "Dissident Aggressor," would have been great too, but I'm getting greedy.) 
This album should satisfy anyone's live Slayer craving.
The Set:

Disc One

1. "Hell Awaits"
2. "The Antichrist"
3. "War Ensemble"
4. "South of Heaven"
5. "Raining Blood"
6. "Altar of Sacrifice" 
7. "Jesus Saves"
8. "Dead Skin Mask"
9. "Seasons in the Abyss"
10. "Mandatory Suicide"
11. "Angel of Death"

Disc Two

1. "Hallowed Point"
2. "Blood Red"
3. "Die by the Sword"
4. "Black Magic"
5. "Captor of Sin"
6. "Born of Fire"
7. "Postmortem"
8. "Spirit in Black"
9. "Expendable Youth"
10. "Chemical Warfare"

June 7, 2010

Live Fast/Die Fast Comes Alive! "Hawkwind - Space Ritual"

"Sometimes girls are a tasty dish. Did you know that caviar comes from fish."
Is It Really Live?
Yes. Various edits and overdubs were necessary due to the lengths of some of the songs on the original version. The full concert is available, on the many subsequent re-releases along with bonus tracks from different performances from the same tour.
Is It Official?
Yessir.
Where Was It Recorded?
Liverpool Stadium, December 22, 1972 and Brixton Sundown, December 30, 1972
What are the Details?
I love Hawkwind. Long before it was ever imaginable, they united punks, metalheads, hippies and science fiction geeks. The thing is, they weren't actually any of those , they were their own weird hybrid of intergalactic space dirt bags. They were also the people who first brought us Lemmy.
My favorite, and probably the most accurate description of the band is, "Pink Floyd with guts." That pretty much says it all, I think
"Space Ritual," is probably the band's most well known and popular album. Even though their albums are all great, live is truly the way they were meant to be enjoyed. They produced several live records over the course of their career, perhaps to try to capture the uniqueness of each performance.
The version of "Time We Left This World Today," on this album clocks in at 5:47, while an alternate nights performance from one of the various bonus discs has a version that is 13:22. There are various songs that are lengthened on the "Space Ritual," album and shortened elsewhere. Some of this is due to edits for length, which someone with more spare time can feel free to document. Other times jam bits or parts of other songs creep in. They were never the sort to interrupt a good groove.
This is the closest most of us will get (the video would be closer, I suppose) to the full experience of the band during their absolute peak. Sadly it can't capture their seizure-inducing light show or the spectacle of 6ft tall dancer, Stacia, whirling around, dressed in nothing but glitter and blue paint
The Set:
Disc 1

1. Earth Calling
2. Born To Go
3. Down Through The Night
4. The Awakening
5. Lord Of Light
6. Black Corridor
7. Space Is Deep
8. Electronic No. 1

Disc 2

1. Orgone Accumulator
2. Upside Down
3. 10 Seconds Of Forever
4. Brainstorm
5. 7 By 7
6. Sonic Attack
7. Time We Left This World Today
8. Master Of The Universe
9. Welcome To The Future

June 3, 2010

Hunt & Gather - Punk Rocka Rolla, Profile: NoMeansNo

"I've been rocked out, I can't cool down. I've got a woman who still makes me crazy with the shake of her nightgown."
 
Born Against - Nine Patriotic Hymns For Children (1991)
&
Born Against - Battle Hymns of The Race War (1992)
Holy crap were Born Against ever good! If you haven't yet had the pleasure, I'd say they pretty much sound like the most pissed off band in the world. Sam McPheeter's vocals are the perfect combination of ferocity and snot. He reminds me of a combination between Rick Froberg and Clifford Dinsmore (not bad huh?) It's hard not to get stoked listening to "Well Fed Fuck," or "Murder the Sons of Bitches." The band just slays your eardrums with unmatched intensity. It is the sound of instruments and vocal chords being absolutely ruined. Chaotic, abrasive, love'em. If venomous blasts of aggressive hardcore don't happen to be your cup of tea ... well, you probably stopped reading this already. If you're down with this sort of stuff, you won't be disappointed. The sound on "Battle Hymns of the Race War," is a bit rougher but the material is consistently good.
An excellent companion to this record (2 records on vinyl, compiled on one CD) is "The Rebel Sound of Shit and Failure," compiling all the 7" and compilation tracks.
My favorite release of theirs has to be their split 7" with Screeching Weasel. The idea was to have each band write two sets of lyrics and then give them to the other band to write music for. So you get Ben Weasel singing in chirpy pop-punk fashion about the US government complicity in the El Mozote massacre in El Salvador, amidst choruses of "wuh-uh-ohs," on one side and McPheeters' blood curdling screams of, "Janelle! She's so swell!" over his band's special brand of violent noise.
As if that's not enough an it's own, SW do a cover of Frank Sinatra's "Chicago," and Born Against cover "The Jefferson's," theme. Fucking great! The Born Against tracks are available on "The Rebel Sound..." comp. Get that CD in addition to both of these records. "Battle Hymns of The Race War," and "Nine Patriotic Hymns For Children," are also available together on one CD for your convenience.
Minuteflag (1986)
The idea of Minuteflag is infinitely more interesting than the actual music. Black Flag and the Minutemen met with each other during the sessions for "Loose Nut," and "Project Mersh,"respectively and did one-off
collaboration, which they agreed would not be released until one of the bands had dissolved.
This, tragically, only took about a year as D. Boon was killed in a car accident.
All things considered, the album is steeped in a lot of mystery
Sadly, this disc is similar to other all-star jam session albums, in that the whole is far less than the sum of it's parts. Why anyone involved thought that this album even needed to be released is beyond my comprehension. Improvised guitar noodling, maracas, bongos, "bean-can," percussion apparently and general screwing around, with nothing halfway resembling a decent song. In total, fifteen minutes of nothing.
I understand the cache value of such a record as a novelty but I would be pissed if I had paid good money for it.  Besides cashing in on the notoriety of both bands there is no excuse to take advantage of the consumer this way. No matter where it came from this is a piece of crap.
Midget Handjob - Midnight Snack Break At The Poodle Factory (2000)
I get the impression that Keith Morris is an odd guy. Maybe it's his erratic behaviour, that lead to his exit from Black Flag, and decision to plagiarize "I Don't Care," maybe something to do with the story about him driving the Circle Jerks' van over a cliff the first time he was allowed behind the wheel  or just his slightly strange manner of speaking.Maybe because he dropped out of sight for a bunch of years and then resurfaced with a huge rat's nest of dreadlocks on his head. Anyhow, Midget Handjob proves his strangeness beyond a shadow of a doubt. The record begins with an answering machine recording of Keith deking out of a recording session due to illness, with all the sincerity of a kid in Jr. High trying to play hooky. It's unusual that he says he is unable to do any "vocals," cause nothing resembling singing or Morris' classic snotty scream is there to be heard. What we have is Keith reading ... poetry I guess ... or spoken word over some sort of improved jazz complete with clarinet. I have no idea why someone would want to listen to this.
Embrace (1987)
So, the generally accepted story about Embrace goes like this; after Minor Threat call it quits, Ian MacKaye is upset with escalating violence within the DC hardcore scene he decides to form a band, backed by three members of the band "The Faith," that isn't fast or aggressive, and instead play that covey sadness and vulnerability. This completely fucks everyone up who came to the shows to dive in the pit and start fights. Ian not only made his point about misplaced aggression in the scene but started the genre that came to be known as "emo," or "post-hardcore," (yay!)
Okay, so that's cool and all and gives the album some historical perspective but looking back, the album doesn't sound as mellow as some of Fugazi's material. Later Minor Threat material was going in this direction anyway with the little spoken sections and a healthy dose of of self righteousness, evident here on "I Wish I," and "Money," (Materialism isn't cool? Okay - got it.) It sounds like a preachier Fugazi without the reggae influence or a slightly more melodic, later period, "Minor Threat."
Much in the same anyhow Samhaim sound like a cross between the Misits and Danzig because they filled the gap between those two bands, Embrace sounds a bit like both Minor Threat and Fugazu. Also like Samhain, Embrace is decent but not great.
Andy Kerr
Rob Wright
John Wright
Tom Holliston
Rob and Andy
Live In Warsaw Poland
Legends in Canadian punk rock, still relatively obscure outside of the underground scene, they are a musically accomplished, jazz-influenced prog-punk band that  features the bass as a lead instrument and manages to be completely unique and experimental without being pretentious. There are bands who try to copy their sound but no one who really sounds like them and when you hear them, you know who it is from the first note. Always.
Who else could I be talking but NoMeansNo?
Formed in their hometown of Victoria, on Vancouver Island, the band was initially composed of brothers Rob and John Wright, Rob on bass vocals and occasional guitar and John on drums and keyboards. Rob eventually switched to bass, an instrument he not only mastered but went on to redefine.
The band began as a recording project in their parents basement and grew from there, incorporating guitarist/vocalist Andy Kerr, who played with John in the band "Infamous Scientists." Andy's style and tone pierces through thick bass chords with sometimes erratic bursts of noise.
went by deliberately vague pseudonyms on everything after "Sex Mad," and was never part of publicity photos. Kerr has been referred to as "Someone but we're not sure whom, " "None of your fucking business," "Buttercup," and as a set of open parentheses.
The band has since made a habit of releasing inaccurate publicity photos, featuring either people not in the band or humorous photographs with 3 characters.
They gained a huge following in Europe and eventually one of the most influential and sought after touring bands. After releasing their seminal recording "Wrong," and rising to levels, thought unimaginable, the band released one more record with Kerr, as well as a collaboration with Jello Biafra. Andy relocated to Amsterdam and got married.
The band made one record featuring Rob on guitar, then brought in Tom Holliston of Show Business Giants and Hanson Brothers (among others.)
The band again rose to astounding levels of success, headlining the Roskilde festival over Peter Gabriel due to the cancellation of former headliners Sepultura.
The band has been putting out records and playing shows steadily with no signs of slowing down for going-on thirty years, still continuing to put out new music that tests their boundaries and challenges the listener.
John Wright
Mama (1982)
It was too early to have completely developed their sound. They didn't even have a guitar player yet. Even in their earliest incarnation, you could tell that this, whatever it was, was something different.
Piano, sythns and occasional minimalist guitar lines fill in the gaps but the rhythm section is the band. Unless you were one of the lucky few to purchase the original LP, you're likely to hear the remastered re-release that came out on Wrong Records in 1992. The record is more of a treat for fans to see the origins of the band's sound, than a worthwhile listening experience in it's own right. Songs like "My Roomate Is Turning Into A Monster," "No Sex," and "Forget Your Life," are standouts but this should only really a finishing touch for someone's NoMeansNo collection not a good introduction. As the cliche goes, "it only hints at the greatness to come."
You Kill Me (1985) 
The addition of Andy Kerr on guitar was a quantum leap for the band's sound. His jagged, abrasive, guitar strangling perfectly contrasts and complements Rob's driving bass and his vocals fit in seamlessly, like a third brother. The sinister "Bodybag," is an enduring classic and their take on Hendrix's "Manic Depression," definitely makes it their own. Andy sings most of the songs but John Wright really takes centre stage, anchoring the breakneck tempo changes and quirky time signatures and, in the process, establishing himself as one of the best drummers in punk. Raw aggressive and energetic.
Sex Mad (1986)
The second full length establishes Rob's unmistakable bass tone and cements Andy's guitar sound, setting the tone for the rest of their career. The album features one of their all time best songs, "Dad," a horrifying, emotionally draining listening experience that, nonetheless, makes you want to jump up and down. Rob's very dry statement, "I'm seriously considering leaving home," at the end is an absolutely perfect and necessary, tension reliever at the end. Lyrics on songs move from personal ("Dad," "Self Pity,") to abstract ("Hunt The She Beast,") to dark humor and then back back again.
The band lurches back and forth at blistering speed, the epitome of tight and creative musicianship. The frantically shouted acapella "No Fcuking," frenziednoise, danceable rhythms, black humor, intelligent songs and danceable rhythms. It can safely be said that no one had ever heard anything like this before and honestly, to this day no one ever has.
If you're looking for the birth of math rock this is it. With "Sex Mad," NoMeansNo created the first prog-punk masterpiece.
The Day Everything Became Nothing (1988)


This EP shows the band, constantly charting new musical and lyrical territory, this time with longer songs and arrangements that are more restrained but only to the band's previous two records.
The bizarre narrative over the title track's driving bass line showcased their bizarre sense of humor while still conveying a sense of uneasiness and dread.
"It's weird being a Bob but I'll get used to it. I have to."
"Forget Your Life," is an updated version of one of their earliest songs. and  heavy deliberate trudge, made even heavier.
"Beauty and The Beast," employs the demented disco beat they have used so effectively throughout their career on songs like "Big Dick."
The other more, well-known track , "Brother Rat/What Slade Says," happens to not be one of my personal favorites. One of their most diverse records.
Small Parts Isolated and Destroyed (1988)
Another album featuring a disproportionate number of tunes sung by Andy Kerr (Rob Wright was suffering from vocal nodules at the time.) It shows the band at their tightest and most "prog." The sound isn't as raw as "Sex Mad," but the arrangements are still chaotic. The tops and starts of "Small Parts," highlight their impeccable timing and John Wright's drumming on "Theresa Give Me That Knife," is unreal. It's the choruses and hooks of  "Dark Ages," and "Victory," that make them the stand-out tracks on the album. The band would combine these two elements to better effect on later efforts.
Musically one of their most complex and impressive, "Small Parts," has it's moments but song-wise it's not their most accessible or best.
 It serves mostly to showcase an insanely tight machine at the height of their instrumental prowess.
  Wrong (1989)
Conventional logic amongst some of my peer group is that "Wrong," is the preferred record of the masses because the songs are shorter, faster and more "punk." Concert staples, "Rags and Bones," "Big Dick,"
"Two Lips Two Lungs & One Tongue," and the Hanson Brothers style style "Oh No, Bruno," are all here. The logic continues that the average fan isn't discerning or sophisticated enough to appreciate the more progressive material, found on "Sex Mad," for example. I reject this notion. My favorite songs on the album are "It's Catching Up," "The Tower," "All Lies," and "The End of All Things."
The last two songs are a couple of the most emotional and heart-wrenching I personally have heard, and if the songs are more concise it's not an issue of their length, it's that nothing is wasted. The songs fit together seamlessly and the energy sizzles.
This is the sound of a band clicking on every level. They sound lean and mean but are at their most passionate, moving energetic and thought provoking. It is their best record. It is one of the best records.

The Sky Is Falling And I Want My Mommy (1991)
The Biafra collaborations seem to have been a double-edged sword for D.O.A. and NoMeansNo, expanding awareness internationally but without being especially representative of the band's sound. NMN are relegated to the part of backing band and it's an awkward marriage of uninspired NMN material and Biafra's very wordy lyrical compositions. "Ride The Flume," is a standout, not coincidentally one of the few songs without a political bent. Biafra's apparent need to make the Hanson Brother's song "Bad," more socially relevant by adding extra lyrics is annoying, but it's still one of the better tunes on the record. Of course you could just get the Hanson Brothers album instead, which would be my recommendation.
0+2=1 (1991)
Generally regarded as a disappointment, this turned out to be Andy Kerr's  farewell record before leaving the band, and North America, entirely. Indeed it's one of the least memorable NMN records but the biggest thing it had going against was following their biggest critical and commercial success (Wrong.) Regardless, it still may not have been a standout in their catalogue. We'll never know.
The album opener "Now," is plucky and memorable and "The Fall," has become a semi-regular live staple. Rob's lyrics seem more difficult to dechipher, maybe because the music is less complex, shifting the focus to the words or maybe it's the frantic pace at which the words are spit out. The songs are less memorable and more difficult to sing along to. Even at their most abstract, there was a general sense of what past songs were about, but "0+2= 1," and, "Mary," go over my head, honestly.
Every song still has some redeemable part, but at it's worst - the almost 8 minutes of "Ghosts," for example- it can be a bit tedious. On every previous record (and each subsequent one) there are songs that stand out and grab you instantly and others that need repeated listens to appreciate. This record has almost none of the former and all of the latter, making repeated listens less desirable.
Why Do They Call Me Mr. Happy? (1993)
I remember reading an interview with Tom Holliston where he said his favorite NoMeansNo record was "Mr. Happy," and wondering if he'd accidentally inhaled paint fumes or something. I mean, there are some great songs but come on ...
With my most recent listen I can appreciate where Tommy is coming from. I sang along with pretty much every song, in stark contrast with the previous album where I could barely remember any at all.
"The Land of The Living," is a killer opener which may actually have more cool hooks by itself than the entire previous album.
Next, I can't possibly overstate what an amazing song, "The River," is. It's the sort of song that makes each individual hair on the back of your neck stand on end, and actual tears well up in your eyes as you are irresistibly drawn into the pit. The cascading waves of bodies rising and falling, as the mass of sweaty bodies moves in time to the song's hypnotic drum beat is one of the most intense experiences in music. "Kill Everyone Now," has a killer driving riff but could have benefited from trimming at least 2 minutes, mostly around the middle section. "Lullaby," "Madness and Death," and especially the album closer "Cats Sex and Nazis," are all high points. As a side note, it's interesting to think that much of the record-buying public may have been unaware of Andy Kerr's departure due to his relative absence from album credits. The guitar credited to "Mr. Happy," is played by Rob Wright, who does just fine thank you very much.
Mr. Right & Mr. Wrong: One Down and Two To Go (1994)
A real hodge-podge of left-over material from old demos, "Mr. Happy," outtakes a fewnew recordings and various other goodies. "This Wound Will Never Heal," is one of the best songs the band has done and would have been a great addition to "Mr. Happy."  "Widget," is another cool tune that  ended up on the cutting room floor (so to speak) for that record. "Red on Red," and "Who Fucked Who," are new compositions that are totally excellent, straught-for-the-jugular tunes.They also throw in an amazing cover of the Kinks' "Victoria," by their alter-egos the Hanson Brothers and a cover of "Real Love," by the band "Swell Prod."
The demo material is pretty primative sounding, featuring keyboards as the most prominent instrument. "Canada Is Pissed," is a pretty cool old song.  Worth checking out.
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The Worldhood of the World (As Such) (1995)
This curiously titled album marked Tom Holliston's debut on guitar. It's often compared to The Hanson Brothers, who were for a time more active than NoMeansNo and actually had a short-lived major label deal.
 The warmer, brighter sounds of barre-chords from Tommy's SG were a sharp contrast to Andy's jagged hack and slash Tele lines. While the album still deals with dark subject matter, the more complex vocal melodies and three-part harmonies make the sound less stark and more accessible. The fat is also trimmed off of many of the numbers and, while studio multi-tracking is a bit more evident, the production falls short of slick. "Angel or Devil," "I've Got A Gun," and "Tuck It Away," could have easily started as Hansons' songs and even the very un-Hansons-like "Victim's Choice," contains Tommy's signature "1-2-3-4!"
"My Politics," is one of my favorite tunes and one that seems to be overlooked and hardly played live.  "State of Grace," "Lost and "He Learned How To Bleed," are closer in style at least to much of the material on "Wrong," if not some of their more experimental releases. These also benefit from the built up background vocals. The band wouldn't stick with this sound for very long, and continued to change with each subsequent record. This may be owing to the increased amount of time between later releases. All in all, this record rates of one of their better later albums.
Would We Be Alive? (1996)
It would be a shame if some record buyers made the same mistake I did and overlooked this EP. Most often, releases like these just serve as stop-gaps between major releases and consist of B-grade outtakes. Plus CD EPs are generally a rip off but I think this one includes some of their stronger newer material. The guitar has a heavy, crunchy quality absent in other releases, where the bass also may not have left much room. "Would We Be Alive?" (A Resident's cover) "is well done You Are Not One," and "Rise," are all great songs with the straightforwardness of the best of "Worldhood," but with some added intensity. Check it out if you haven't. "In The Fishtank," is an EP which leaves out "Rise," and includes live in the studio versions of "The River," and "Joy," which sound good but aren't necessary. I find that "Joy," really loses something when it doesn't immediately burst into "Humans."  I should also note that these two songs are the only studio recordings with Ken Kempster as second drummer. Tom didn't appear on the original recording as he wasn't in the band yet. Personally I like the "Mr. Happy," version more with the little keyboard swells but I may be in the minority as the version included here is the one that made their greatest hits CD.
Dance of the Headless Bourgeoisie (1998)
There is a much darker tone to this record and this, along with longer songs makes for a sometimes daunting listen. Musically it's a return to more complex riffs and drum parts. The plodding doomsday dirge of "The World Wasn't built In A Day," is almost a companion piece to "the Day Everything Became Nothing," and is one of the stronger tracks (I thought it came off pretty well when I saw them play it live too.) Opener, "This Story Must Be Told," still conveys a somber tone, but over an almost bouncy rhythm. The mood ranges from the irreverent pessimism of "I'm An Asshole," a live favorite and "I Can't Stop Talking,"  to the downright grim. Rob demonstrates that he hasn't mellowed with age as he absolutely shrieks with malicious glee during the incredibly over-the-top title track. It's something worth listening to at least once but I can't say it's a great song. Regardless, it's probably the most intense and unsettling vocal performance of Rob's career. I can safely say it's the only tune I've heard from the perspective of someone who's kidnapped someone else's family and tied sticks of dynamite around their heads with duct tape. Isn't that from one of the "Saw," movies or something? "Disappear," is another dour standout track.
Tom Holliston's guitar is pushed to the background, not by the mix so much as by a lack of presence. There aren't a ton of really strong guitar lines on the record, perhaps due to a bit of an adjustment in style for Tom or simply because, the bass lines just take up a lot more space. "The Rape," and "Give Me The Push," are two of the easier listens, but are stuck at the end.  The down tuned, sludge of album closer, "One Fine Day," states, "I'm all right, I'm alive," but convinces no one and is obviously meant to convey the opposite. There are many
One (2000)
There seems to be no consensus on the name of this album. It is referred to alternately as "One," "No One," and even "NoMeansNo One." I'm not sure if it has been settled or not.
Rob doesn't seem to have cheered up much since the last record but now instead of venomous and maniacal he sounds more despondent. The muscular, driving riffs remain but there is more of a tone of sadness with more attention paid to harmony and melody. The sound is less sparse and more tuneful . The ominous tone of songs like "Our Town," paint a stark portrait, the unifying theme is seemingly despair. The narratives take on more of a film noir feel of storytelling rather than an outward expression of rage. Robseems more emotionally detached at times, although he seems to enjoy cutting loose with some play acting on "A Little Too High." After all these years the it's interesting to see how the band continues to challenge themselves and the listener by move in different directions. 
Less malice and more brooding and depression than "Bourgeoisie." The record seems to be most remembered for the covers of Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew," featuring lyrics by Rob, and The Ramones "Beat on The Brat," (slowed to a deliberate near dirge.)
Generic Shame (2001)
"Sex Is Philosophy," is an interesting dialogue on porn (and rape I suppose) as well as violence in general. Unfortunately the main riff is a bit too similar to Magedeth's "Symphony of Destruction." ("Dun-unt dunt dunt, Da-dun-unt dunt dunt.") It's thought provoking anyhow.
"No Big Surprise," meanders a bit but it's still good but probably a good choice for a B-side. The best part is the end when Tom Holliston starts playing "Walk This Way," over the main bass riff, which sounds similar. Notice a pattern?
"I Get Up In The Morning," is straight-up ska weirdness and it's actually demented enough for me to like it.  Their sense of humor seems to still be in tact after all the black material of the last few years. Bottom line; this is an album of non-essential "One," session outtakes and probably only for completists.
All Roads Lead To Ausfahrt (2006)
The title references an old joke for travelers in Germany - that "Ausfahrt," is the biggest town in Germany because everywhere you go on the highway you see a sign pointing to it. "Ausfahrt," of course, means "exit," which is why you see the signs on every road. The opposite, in case you were wondering is "Einfahrt," which means entrance.
With that out of the way, this record features shorter, faster more direct "punk," songs, again comparable to The Hanson Brothers at times.  "In Her Eyes," "Mr. In Between," "Faith," and "Ashes," are good enough to stand beside any of their past releases. Like "Dance of The Headless," the unpleasantness of some of the lyrics ("Mondo Nihilissmo 2000" and "I'm Dreaming,") overshadows the more memorable songs. There's a bit of a theme developing re: killing or molesting kids as Rob's sense of humor has gotten blacker over time. Maybe I don't get it. An energetic album with many highlights
Faceless May (2010)
It's getting even longer between releases for NoMeansNo, which may lead to speculation that each subsequent record is their last. This record is different because it's harsh neither musically nor lyrically. Later day material has been either grimly serious ("One," album, "Sex Is Politics,") or full of morbid humor (the "Ausfahrt," songs mentioned above, "Bourgeoisie.") The band hasn't done anything quite as quiet or restrained since, perhaps, parts of "Mama." "Faceless May," is eerie, yet subtle with the hushed tone of a ghost story. The rhythm of, "Something Dark Against Something Light," is completely hypnotic. The scowling cynicism of the past few outings isn't really missed. Nobody will claim that "Faceless May," is in league with the band's best but feels like exactly the right record at the right time.