Uh ... Really?

"Skate to live. And live to skate. Hate to love. And love to hate."

No offense, McDonalds, but I'm not sure how much I really want to eat something called an, "ogre-load."

Mother's Day Special!

"It's too late. To fall in love with Sharon Tate."

Only In Oakland!

Found on the bar at The Stork Club.

See how many of you have the balls to slap this baby on your bumper.

Van Halen X-Mas Eruption !!!!

Part of what made my holiday season special this year was my grandmother-in-law bringing by these wicked old-school Van Halen napkins for all us to enjoy. Pa-na-ma!

Vancouver Live Show Picks; December 21, Congress, Bogus Tokus @ The Biltmore

It's probably short notice but I'll be attending this show ... tonight! You should too and buy me a drink while you're at it. Splat!