March 30, 2010

Ricky Martin's Announcement Inspires Other Celebrities

"Frustrated kid, he hated life. Tried to end it with a butter-knife."
Following Ricky Martin's shocking recent announcement that he is gay, two more public figures have come forward with shocking revelations of their own.
Pope Benedict XVI held a press conference this week to make an announcement to the world that he is in fact Catholic.
In related news, "A Bear," came forward to say to the media once and for all that "I shit in the woods."

Ricky Martin
The Pope
A Bear