"The guys in here are pretty cool. Three epileptics and the rest are fools. Well the rooms are rubber and they're painted pink. Now my blood's drippin' in the sink."
Awesome Hall of Fame - Turducken
Only in america! Evidently a hybrid between the words, duck, chicken and turd this delicious concoction is the result of asking; "what happens if we just stick a bird up the ass of another bird up the ass of another bird?" Snap!
Hall of Total Bullshit: Rockabilly
Just a head's up; the 50's are over.You look like a retard
Awesome Hall of Fame: Flowbee
Think: someone bought this and they, or perhaps some member of their family stuck their head into it.
Hall of Total Bullshit:Vomit Burp
So unexpected.
Awesome Hall of Fame - Freepour
This is how they pour liquor in a civilized society that doesn't treat it's citizen's like children. Instead of portioning it out like chemists ...
Hall of Total Bullshit: Burning Man
Finally! Another excuse for hippies to spread crabs in the desert! Hooray!
Greasy, disgusting ... delicious? Yep, yep.
Hall of Total Bullshit - Hummer
Dear Hummer Driver; Do you still exist? If so, can you try sticking your balls (or ovaries) into the microwave and turning it on, and then let me know if it sterilizes you or not? I'd appreciate it, thanks.Awesome Hall of Fame:Superfluous nipple
A sign of virility in some cultures....
Hall of Total Bullshit: Trick-or-Treat Apple
I'm not referring to apples dipped in stuff, I'm talking straight up Macintosh, Spartan, Granny Smith, Red Delicious; whatever... if you give a kid a fucking apple on Halloween you might as well get a ladder ready ahead of time to remove the toilet paper from your trees. If you give me a toothbrush, your window's getting smashed.
